Playing opossum

Ian asked to go outside so he could look at birds. OK. A bit later, Brady and I notice that he is laying on the concrete slab of the back patio with his eyes closed. Being an evil mom, I opened the door and RAAAAH'd at him. He came inside and said, "Do you know why I was lying on the ground so still like that?" "No." "I was pretending to be dead so maybe some vultures would come down!"